We don't have a website yet, but we are available for parties and Bar Mitzvahs.

To book the Lawn Gnome Barbershop Mutants, place 10 gold pieces under the mossy rock at the end of the rainbow, wait 10 hours, eat a bowl of cheerios with no sugar (milk is optional), give a wild ferret a bath in the nearest restroom sink without getting scratched, visit stonehenge, and create crop circles with some drunken midwest farmer's sons. This should work.