Ever since I first set foot in kindergarten I've had the most uncanny knack for being pardoned From everyday calamities like poison darts and Anything extinguishable with fluorocarbons.
At my high school graduation was this strange aroma Like something that was dead for days or bad bologna I took off and wound up with an honors diploma Cause all my fellow classmates ended up in a coma
CHORUS: Pay no mind, I'm doing fine, I'm doing fine Right on time, yeah right on time I'll step aside and avoid the tide Of an unnatural disaster.
And how about that time I almost married Ann Coulter All aboard the private yacht her daddy bought her On the shore I met a sexy chick in a halter And the boat sunk to the bottom of the Bay of Gibraltar
An elemental fragment of my inner psyche Puts me in the company of men who don't like me. And at the moment when a getaway seems unlikely I'm catapulted from them by my Air Jordan Nikes